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Lucky Bloke: Global Condom & Lube Experts

Want (Much) Better Sex?!  Want Safer (More Pleasurable) Sex?!
Excellent.  We’ve Got You Covered! 

If you're just meeting us: Welcome!

You're going to quickly realize customer satisfaction is our passion. Simply read a review or two and you'll see our customers are quite happy with the condoms we sell and the service we provide. We wouldn't have it any other way.

We only offer premium highest-quality condoms. Carefully chosen for your pleasure.  With very reasonable shipping world-wide, no matter where you call home, we'll get your condoms to you discreetly, quickly and affordably.

It's our intent to impress you!  And we're quite confident we will. In fact, your purchases have a straight-forward 100% satisfaction money-back guarantee!

Meet Melissa: Our CEO & Founder

While it’s true that Melissa did not realize during the career unit in 7th grade she’d eventually become a condom expert, it’s also undeniable there are few things that make her happier than turning a condom skeptic into a condom lover.

As the founder and CEO of Lucky Bloke, a digital purveyor of the world’s best condoms and other safe-sex-is-the-best-sex accoutrements, samples of her safer sex expertise can be found on the Huffington Post, Think Progress, Mother Jones, Men’s Health, the Good Men Project and RH Reality Check (to name a few).

Spearheading a successful campaign (#Tweet4Condoms) which resulted in internet behemoth Twitter altering their advertising policies around condoms was a highlight of the last year. Indeed.

In addition, she launched SaferSex.education, an online resource providing accurate, progressive advice from leading sex educators –created to support everyone navigating sexual relationships.

The proud mother of two rather extraordinary sons and a simply magical daughter, Melissa’s also known to be a voracious reader, novice cellist, and orca enthusiast. Yes. Orca enthusiast.

On the rare occasion she might not be obsessing about how to spread the condom gospel through Lucky Bloke’s global condom reviews and safer sex initiatives, or pondering deeply about political revolution, there’s an 87% chance Melissa is considering what song she will choose for her inevitable Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon lip sync battle.

“You guys carry a tremendous selection of products, have world-class customer support, and your shipping is crazy fast.  Why wouldn’t I shop here?”

“Lucky Bloke’s Customer Service Rocks. Your discreet, affordable shipping is A+!!”

“Lucky Bloke is very attentive – very good at staying in contact and making sure everything is perfect. Innovative and fresh.”

“You are SO helpful, responsive, and genuinely interested in your customers – it makes me want to buy from you because I know you have a great team who is passionate about what you do. You carry a broad selection and the packaging is very discreet!” 

“Accessible, great variety of condoms and u donate to charity which is amazing!”

You’re the reason Lucky Bloke exists. Our team is deeply committed to continually optimizing our service. We’re grateful for our wonderful customers and reviewers –who help us increase our understanding of their wants and needs each and every day. A strong, tangible commitment to positive social change is at the core of all we do.

That’s why it means so much to us that we’re able to:
•  bring you the very best condoms from around the world,
•  discreetly ship condoms world-wide (for $1.99-$4.99 or less!), and,
•  donate 10% of our profits to groups that make a difference in the world we share

Socially committed, a minimum of 10% of Lucky Bloke’s profits go to to important causes that make the world a better, safer place. If you have a cause that is important to you, drop us a line and let us know about it! 
Lucky Bloke: Have More Sex & Save the World! 


Q. Will anyone know what is inside my package?
Our shipments are 100% DISCREET, your product will arrive in a simple, unmarked package. It will not say condoms or lube anywhere on your package or credit card/banking statement

Q. Do you ship to _______________________?
Yes. We ship all over the world (and have customers in 94 countries)!

Q. How much will it cost to ship to _______________________?
We ship all orders over $24 (worldwide) FREE!! 

Purchases under $24?!  
Our shipping rates are quite affordable:  

$1.99 - 2.99    United States: flat-rate
$3.99 - 4.99    International: flat-rate   

Q. How long will it take to ship to _______________________?
Typically, we'll ship your order in 12-24 hours from the time you place it. (Often sooner!) US orders arrive in 2-4 days and international orders arrive in 6-10 days! If you do not have your order within 1 week (US) and 2 weeks (international), please let us know!


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