It's Easy. It's Fun. Your SO Hot.
Simply fill in the blanks and voilá: you've created a uniquely meanignful gift for (your favorite) somebody hot. They will feel appreciated and adored.
You can make it steamy and adoring:
You have the sexiest come-hither look ever.
It's so hot how you play the ukulele every day.
Or witty and irreverent:
Your juicy booty is so hot it should be studied by science.
Your uninhibited laugh totally turns me on.
This little book contains 50 fill-in-the-blank pages.
Hardcover book: 3.25" x 4.5"
Instructions:
1. Wash and dry hands.
2. Think of hot person.
3. Fill in the blanks.
4. Take cold shower.
5. Remove plastic sleeve.
6. Give book to hot person.
7. Get lucky.